Please don't

· A text about how we need to save the geeks from you.

Fist of all, don’t try to be a geek. Why in hell are you doing this to yourself? This is not you, definitely. You’re not like them and – thank god – you’ll never be.

Yeah right, probably now you’re thinking I’m one of those egocentric-selfish-spoiled-nerds that are setting up a massive attack on their own school to kill those motherfuckers whose the main objective on high school is to mock and create a ridiculous everlasting HUMILIATION on (guess who!) the geeks. Fortunately for you, lucky bastard, I’m not one of them, ‘cause if I was, probably on this page right now might be a huge amount of Anthrax and you would die in a few seconds.

But honestly, you deserve to die. Just because YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS at school. And now that the poor geeks are hip, you put into your stupid head you need to be like them. Suddenly, out of blue, you had started to worship George Lucas, Seth Cohen and Amelié Poulain. But dude, real geeks don’t even like them! And with some pretty good arguments (something that you can’t do, ‘cause you’re a cliché).

You actually must know this, taking in consideration you had been in high school for a pretty long time (I honestly want to think that not sleeping in physics class) that the sound doesn’t diffuse on vacuum, so those loud noises that you heard in the middle of the space on Star Wars shouldn’t be there. You also should know that Seth Cohen is a character and, simply, geeks like him not even exist (they’re more like the guys of The Big Bang Theory, but without a girl like Penny on their sides – actually, without ANY girl). And certainly you should know that Amelié is a French girl, and French girls don’t shave – at all. Dude, even geeks think that’s sick.

So please don’t do this to yourself (actually to ourselves). PLEASE, PLEASE be original at least once and create some new sick trend involving whatever you think it’s cool (I honestly don’t mind if you think My Wife And Kids – translated to Portuguese – or some self-help book or even the guys from Jumper cool enough), but do it. Right now!

Stop embarrassing yourself and the guys that really understand the Doppler-Fizeau effect. They did nothing for you (except your homework sometimes) so please start over throwing them to the thrash, ‘cause they prefer to smell like shit in the class they think the teacher is super hot than have to listen some of your pre-dictated opinions about Juno or the new album of Supergrass.

Yeah dude, you suck.

If I had the guts, I would start to set up right now some plan involving you and some Anthrax.